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Blood test this morning, and I'm not even supposed to drink black coffee before I go. Miserable. I need my fix, man.

I guess a go on the crack pipe is off the cards as well then! Lol

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Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue. https://youtu.be/lm8fYf53SMg?si=NXt95Q-syD4V05AM

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Johnny, how about some more coffee? ‘No thanks!’

Love that line.

If you ever get the chance watch a film called Zero Hour. It’s the film Airplane was a remake of. It had a lot of the same dialogue but without the punchlines. Its funny in it’s own way for that reason.

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Really? I'll have to check that out. That Johnny line is funny as hell

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Especially now that glue is cheaper than crack.

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Yearly bullshit. It makes the family happy.

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You know, they said nothing about not smoking crack. Hmmm

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my blood test is a glass of red wine. If I can drink the whole bottle, than my red cells are low. If after 1 glass I feel bad, then I stop, I have too many red cells.

My life is simple.

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Makes as much sense as what I'm doing

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My grandfather lived 110 years (very wise man). And his all life was doing that: 1 glass of wine every day. At least.

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I'm going to start drinking 2 glasses of wine everyday. 220 years, here I come. I doubt I'll be as wise as him but I'll at least live long enough to see Bitcoin trading at $1B.

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All good until the part with "Bitcoin trading at $1B."... that is shitcoinery, just to think that you will trade your sats...

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Lol. It's a good thing the edit option is still available. 🤣

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My great grandfather lived to 101 and drank red wine from morning until night. He walked me to school every day when he was 96. I didn't know it, but he was an annoying drunk. Everyone celebrated at his funeral.

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THIS. There are many misconceptions about people that drink a lot. Yes there are idiots that drink until they get crazy and don't know when to stop. There are others that can drink a lot but they know when to stop and don't embarrass themselves in public. Yet are both drunks but not the same.

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Can you at least have a beer or better yet, a glass of whiskey?

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I dont see why not

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That's the spirit 🥃

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