1. Please go outside (into the wild west outback).
  2. Find the nearest bar with cold beer
  3. Show the owner how to setup a BTC/LN wallet
  4. Order a cold beer
  5. Send me the LN invoice from the owner's wallet or better post it on this thread: Pay it forward
  6. I will pay that saloon beer for your thirsty throat.
  7. Let's make noise that bitcoiners are kind.