Data from Star Trek TNG. Always got your back, never lies or tries to cheat you, extremely smart, super strength. Basically a badass. I always thought Geordi was lucky to have such a good friend.

Mork (from Ork) Humor, insight and sensitivity. Plus innocence and wonder - lots of wonder.

Mindy's not bad either!

Kitt the talking car from The Knght Rider. Best car that can get you out of trouble with fun rides, and has a great sense of humor. I want to get him to do the 360 flip like in the mountain dew commercial in the early 2000 with the Poniac Firebird. I also want to have Mr Edwards the talking horse in my barn along with Lassie the dog.

Turk from Scrubs; dude knows how to friend

Elaine from Seinfeld because she’s fun(ny), but she’d be a pretty fickle mistress

James Bond Jr.

Jimmy McNulty. Debauchery.

Teal'c SG1. That guy is the definition of ride or die.

Tommy Shebly from peaky blinders, he seems like a fun bloke to meet up with at the pub

Kenny fucking Powers of course.

Jerry Seinfeld. Funny guy, easy going, got some money behind him, friends are good value, up for a hang whenever, gets chicks

Hawkeye from MASH. Why is the whole basis of the tv show…

Rick

Abed from Community

They are humans. I don't want anyone of them as friends. I only deal with aliens.

no wait......💀💀