Are you receiving tens or hundreds of emails every day like me? Are you happy these all happily land in your spam folder?

And are you afraid to accidentally click on another spam email that got through your inbox and now you lose your bitcoin or fiat because you logged in the wrong email or website?

How can Bitcoin fix this?

I think somebody should pay you sats every time they send you an email. And then if you open the email and you don’t label it as spam that they receive their sats back.

But if you label it spam you get the sats.

Of course it needs to be designed down and the requirements should be detailed.

But that is my feeling.

That will teach those spammers a lesson!

Every time they send me spams I would laugh! I would LOVE spamm.

Spamm would be sats!! Imagine your email box is connected to a wallet. And that email box is like a gold mine!! You get more spam you get more sats!

Everybody would move to that email box system!! It would attract bitcoiners for sure!!

It could be anonymous. You should be able to apply with only your wallet. Like the alby wallet. Just sign in without giving any details, no freaking second email. No telephone number. No ip addres. Nothing!!

I just want a box in freaking cyber space where I get my new email. Nobody should be able to open that box but me. If I loose my private key I lose my box!! I could live with that!!!

I would treat that box just like my sats!!!!

Please can anybody just make me a box where I can get in with my private key???

Ok I’m in that box.

Next I send the new email to my friends I choose. All have their lightning wallets!

And I tell them: send this email to storyteller@myfreakingbox.com or .ai or .nostr.

And I tell them to send me an email you need to pay 1000 sats!!

The same rule for me.

We swnd each other emails and I probably would see that our lightning balances change!! I mean this is related to lightning some way.

It looks like my node opens a channel with my friend’s nodes and we swnd each other sats. On top of it some encrypted emails.

Could this be layer 3? On top of lightning?

It is way above my payroll to understand how this would technically work. I know nothing about email servers, domain name servers, relays etc. Just starting to learn more about lightning.

But I need help!

Those spammers are killing me.

I wish I could program that magic box!!! Imagine: Me the Spamm Killer. The Robin Hood against Spamm! The Neo that eliminates those spam agents spreading terror in the world!

I want to get out the Spam Matrix. Help!

So back to my magic box!

No freaking spamm!!! I got no spamm. 3 months already with NO FREAKING SPAMM! Oh LORD thanks!!

Imagine that happening.

Those spammers got fixed. Bitcoin fixes everything.

Michael you are right!! Mr. Saylor for you Storyteller!!

Yeah Bitcoin fixed those Damn spammers.

Now it is bad for business to send out 5000 emails every hour!!! Because you are losing money.

Come on! Please help me get my dream Magic Box. My private inbox.

I won’t lose my key.

PS: make ot open source and I will contribute!!!

Swnd me an email!!!!