I'm thinking most of the replies in this post were trolling the OP, but if not then it might be that the "sats per min" in the ~jobs board is something being widely and easily misunderstood.

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Perhaps there needs to be a prefix (e.g., listing fee: n sats per min) or that being shown under column of its own -- with a title, or perhaps some other way to explain to what that references.