Just to be clear, I don’t actually plan to do this, I just noticed the opportunity and found it slightly humorous.

Why not? I think you should do it and tell us how it performed but no pressure ofc :)

I was even talking to a friend about how you could see SN as "investing in people". Like if I zap every post from @super_testnet just a single sat as the first person, how much would I get in rewards?

Would definitely be interesting imo. Like a different score board.

How many more PRs til I get added to the reduced rewards list?

Haha, I think you're close. If you continue with the good work, we might have to consider it lol