The Bugle is back and with a new scribe. Haven't seen anything from you guys in awhile. Glad you wretches are still staining yourselves in ink to bring the masses the pressing news that affects their worlds.

I would like to point out an oversight in your reporting though. You forgot to mention the exclusive collection of ordinals BM will be producing to commemorate this historic event. You can also purchase a "rare sat" from the first block mined as we escape our old paradigm of BCC (before conference conference) and enter into the new age of ACC (after conference conference). A rare satoshi for only 21M sats. Practically a steal.