Those are decoy seeds. As if I would bury my seeds in the ground where anyone could find them.

Undisciplined

The solution is to either bury a decoy or just stop bragging/showing off about  millions (...albeit of sats) you have.

There are plenty of good hiding places. Maybe inside a secret compartment in an old sewing machine?

juanito

mudbloodvonfrei

Would I find your seeds with a metal detector?

I hear you have bitcoin and probably acted like the herd writing in metal and burying it on her property.

With possession of the seeds it will be easier to politely ask you your phassphrase.

But I have a solution so that the metal detector doesn't detect it.

bitcoin

Would I find your seeds with a metal detector? 
 I hear you have bitcoin and probably acted like the herd writing in metal and burying it on her property.
 With possession of the seeds it will be easier to politely ask you your phassphrase. 
 But I have a solution so that the metal detector doesn't detect it.