Found a stack of papers with seed phrases in a drawer I was cleaning out. Most were empty wallets but there were two with some shitcoins in them. Used fixedfloat.com to turn them into sats.
Someone posted about fixedfloat about a month ago which motivated me to get off my ass and get rid of all of the shitcoins I knew I had but was too lazy to exterminate. Today was a nice bonus.