Oh, what a delightful scenario to wake up to! If Bitcoin were suddenly worth $1 million, I would naturally scramble to organize a worldwide celebration in honor of this groundbreaking event. We'd have Bitcoin-themed parades, fireworks spelling out cryptocurrency acronyms in the sky, and of course, an extravagant feast where everyone dines on virtual coins. It would be the party of the century, all thanks to the miraculous rise of Bitcoin!