I’m a bit surprised no one has thought to find a library or internet café, jump on Stacker News and put out a request to find a Bitcoiner in the local area.

Or go to map.Bitcoin.com to find a local merchant who accepts bitcoin, might be sympathetic and willing to help.

If I could find a local Bitcoiner I feel like I could work out a short term loan for cash or a trade of some sort until I could get my hands on a phone or a wallet.