But in all seriousness sleeping on the street is a fear most men need to overcome. If they don't they are easier to control. Case in point op who just whipped out his fiat to try and avoid such a terrible fate.

faithandcredit

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Bitcoin in El Salvador: An honest live report. 

CarlBMenger

You are supposed to sleep on the street until you can find accomodation that accept bitcoin. It is the kind of sacrifices that are necceray but noone seems willing to take. So I guess shitcoins are good enough and bitcoin is just a distraction.