I don't think something like this is very likely to work but it sure is fun to think about. Reminds me of FIPs (#1441835).

The framework introduces three architectural patterns:

1. payment-gated messaging, where every transmitted message requires cryptographic proof of a Bitcoin payment, deterring spam through economic incentives rather than moderation;
2. timechain-locked contracts, which anchor subscriptions and licenses to Bitcoin block height (the timechain) rather than calendar dates; and
   3. a self-sustaining economic flywheel that converts service revenue into infrastructure growth. A dual settlement model supports both on-chain transactions for permanence and auditability and Lightning micropayments for high-frequency messaging.

The Base Layer (Bitcoin L1) is the canonical source of ownership, truth, and time [1], anchoring identity and providing the timechain reference. The Connectivity Layer delivers transport through mesh, satellite, and ISP routes, ensuring reachability when individual providers fail. The Identity Layer roots identity in a Bitcoin keypair, with a proposed Bitcoin Name System (.btc) providing human-readable, on-chain names that are sovereign, portable, and verifiable without certificate authorities. The Payment Layer supports dual settlement: on-chain transactions for high-assurance operations and Lightning [2] micropayments for high-frequency interactions, plus timechain pricing via Schnorr-authenticated [18] block-height-locked contracts. The Storage Layer combines decentralized hosting (IPFS [11] or Arweave) with per-node local storage. The Communication Layer supports payment-gated direct messaging, federated group messaging, asynchronous mail, and broadcast relay, all end-to-end encrypted. The Governance Layer coordinates protocol evolution through a BIP-style proposal process where changes are drafted, reviewed, and adopted via rough consensus among node operators, bounded by the design principles. The Application Layer provides clients, SDKs, and a plugin ecosystem composing lower layers.