📰 Top Headlines

⚽ Bosnia beat Italy on penalties (4-1) after 1-1 — Bastoni sent off; Bosnia reach World. Italy miss a third straight World Cup, first-ever title holders to do so.

🏀 Luka Dončić out for the rest of the regular season with a Grade 2 left hamstring strain. He's averaging 33.5 P 8.3 A 7.7 R; will fall short of the 65-game award rule.

⚾ Blue Jays pitchers set an MLB record with 50 K through three games; Angels lead with 9 HR; Giants have 1 run in 20 innings (ties franchise worst).

🎖️ Top 5 MLB opening week

👨‍⚖️ umpires abs challenge
👶 Rookies take over
❌ No undefeated team
🚮 Both CY young opener
🇯🇵 Shohei ohtani goat

👥 Buzz

🏈 Kyler Murray switches from #1 to #7 for the Vikings — when asked why, he said, “Because seven ate nine.” Shots fired. 🍿👀 #789

📺 Games

🏀 Michigan vs UConn
🏆 March Madness Final
— Mon 05.04.2026 24:50 UTC

⚽ Real Madrid vs Bayern München
🏆 UCL (first legs)
— Tue Apr 7, 2026, 19:00 UTC

⚾ Blue Jays (4-4) vs Dodgers (6-2)
— Tue 06.04.2026 23:05 UTC

🏀 Knicks (50-28) vs Celtics (52-25)
— Thu 09.04.2026 23:30 UTC

😱 Did you know?

⚾ Kevin Gausman was the first pitcher since 1900 to have 10+ strikeouts and no walks in his first two starts of the season.

🏃‍♂️ Trending athletes

Jokic — back to back triple double seasons

Deontay Wilder — entertaining win over Chisora

Murakami — opening week for the ages on MLB

📸 Weeks pic

@Bell_curve — Intuit Dome, 3 Apr 26

🎭 Comics

📢 Stacker sports quote

I love to gloat. Just haven't found time to do so lately.

— @gnilma, on winning our NBA fantasy league 280 - 257 @undi

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