Me. Also you and Darthcoin and K00b and everybody.

Rules of the internet I've learned

Never use your real name/picture/address aka don't dox yourself

There are no women on the internet. (Factually false statement of course, but the point is don't simp or flirt with anyone on the internet. Even when someone says they're a girl, pretend as if you didn't see that. Treat them like one of the bros)

Everyone on the internet is a FED (Also factually false statement. The greater point is, pretend like everyone you talk to on the internet is a FED and you'll never get into trouble)