The results are in. As of this morning, I'm down to 91.96% of my starting weight, which means I dropped 8% before @realBitcoinDog and won our competition!
How did I accomplish this feat?
TMI warning: I woke up in the middle of the night with some intestinal distress, which led to a few rounds on the porcelain throne. Feeling a bit desiccated afterwards, I though there was a decent chance I had dropped significant water weight and I hopped on the scale.
That wasn't how we drew it up pregame, but you have to adapt as the game unfolds.
eeuuuh...
tho, for beating RBD everything is worth it
A win is a win
Units should've been ounces and gallons.
can't butcher the original quote, browski!!
vomit on his sweater already
moms spaghetti
he’s nervous
I’m glad you were thinking of me in your darkest hour <3
May we congratulate you on your commitment for the win!
I’d love to find a way to write about shitting so eloquently
Thank you sir
So, diarrhea is the answer
I said anyone could do it
Gahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha