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The results are in. As of this morning, I'm down to 91.96% of my starting weight, which means I dropped 8% before @realBitcoinDog and won our competition!

How did I accomplish this feat?

TMI warning: I woke up in the middle of the night with some intestinal distress, which led to a few rounds on the porcelain throne. Feeling a bit desiccated afterwards, I though there was a decent chance I had dropped significant water weight and I hopped on the scale.

That wasn't how we drew it up pregame, but you have to adapt as the game unfolds.

eeuuuh...

tho, for beating RBD everything is worth it

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A win is a win

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Units should've been ounces and gallons.

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can't butcher the original quote, browski!!

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vomit on his sweater already

moms spaghetti

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he’s nervous

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I’m glad you were thinking of me in your darkest hour <3

May we congratulate you on your commitment for the win!

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I’d love to find a way to write about shitting so eloquently

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Thank you sir

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So, diarrhea is the answer

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I said anyone could do it

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Gahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha

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