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The prankster art group MSCHF sold off stakes in a young bull named Angus thinking owners might keep him from becoming beef, but the final cow-ntdown is looking grim.The prankster art group MSCHF sold off stakes in a young bull named Angus thinking owners might keep him from becoming beef, but the final cow-ntdown is looking grim.

Two years ago, a prankster art collective in Brooklyn known as MSCHF sold off shares in a black calf they nicknamed Angus, pledging to butcher him into burgers and leather handbags unless his arty stakeholders chose to save him. On March 13, the fully grown bull’s fate will be decided, and it’s looking grim.

Only around a third of Angus’s 404 owners have plied their tokenized shares of the animal into the artists’ online Remorse Portal, signifying their wish to save his life. If Angus doesn’t cross the 50% mark by Friday, he’ll be butchered and shipped out as 1,200 hamburger patties and four leather handbags designed by the group to look like meat.

I don't really understand the article. I feel stupid just reading it, and also kinda angry. WTF is this. What kind of people has the mad quest for eyeballs created?

he’ll be butchered and shipped out as 1,200 hamburger patties and four leather handbags

Sounds like a great use for a cow.