Ouw-laaaa-laaaa
"Lawyers say they are having to grapple with divorcing spouses hiding their crypto holdings when a court tries to divide up their assets, making settlements more difficult.""Lawyers say they are having to grapple with divorcing spouses hiding their crypto holdings when a court tries to divide up their assets, making settlements more difficult."
You have to fill out a form, with "a full, frank and clear disclosure of all your financial and other relevant circumstances."
Some crypto bros have been know to, um, forget to mention certain things.
One family lawyer, who wished to remain anonymous to discuss a case they had acted in, said their client’s wife suspected her husband had hidden some crypto assets based on handwritten notes she had found containing long numbers.
...that's some bad-ass opsec...
The wife obtained disclosure and freezing orders from the court against the husband and a crypto exchange, which forced him to reveal that he did in fact have crypto assets.
Peter Burgess, senior partner at law firm Burgess Mee, said crypto was a new manifestation of an old problem of secrecy. “It used to be that people parked their money in offshore trusts, companies and so on; obviously that still goes on, but increasingly we do see people doing it in crypto."
“Across the next 10 years, we’ll see a lot more of these cases coming through,” he added, because of the popularity of crypto among younger generations.
I mean sure:
Matt Foster, a senior associate at Charles Russell Speechlys, said the problem was not just the actual hiding of cryptocurrencies but the suspicion that this could take place.
“It seems inevitable that issues of non-disclosure and ‘hidden’ cryptocurrency will continue to increase in divorce cases, whether actual or simply perceived by a suspicious ex-partner,” he said.
That's fine but...also: how do you prove a negative?! I can't exactly credibly tell my wife's lawyers that YES, YES that's all of it... More hidden wallets or keys? No! I wouldn't!
That's my favorite bit... have fun TRYING TO TAKE EM!
Would be funny if that was literally the private key, and she just didn't know how to use it.
OP @denlillaapan does not attach LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'. LMAO!
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with.....
He will almost certainly downzap this because he is ashamed of his arsemilking hypocrisy!
I disclosed my Bitcoin holdings during my divorce.
Nobody was interested.
no claims, no equal sharing?
You go on endlessly virtue signalling about BTC/LN use and adoption but you cant be fucked to attach, show and use LN sending wallet on Stacker News.
Are you aware @denlillaapan that you look like a blatant hypocrite?
Nobody mentioned it.
My share of the house is all I gave up.
@denlillaapan does not attach LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with.....
He will almost certainly downzap this because he is ashamed of his arsemilking hypocrisy!
Would have been smarter just to put it in gold coins and bury them under a cement slab for the time being. Fairly easy to find crypto if one knows the wallet addresses. Don't even need the keys. I just need documentation that the wallet is yours. The blockchain records provide the rest (except for chains like Monero...).
@denlillaapan does not attach LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with.....
He will almost certainly downzap this because he is ashamed of his arsemilking hypocrisy!
moneeeero... he's pitching shitcoinery on schtacker neeeews?!
I'm not pitching shit, dumbass. I'm talking about how you knuckleheads can't hide half the things you think you can just on the BTC chain alone.
taking the piss, silly... sssssarcasm
You were missing the requisite smiley face... :)
Sowwie :((
@denlillaapan does not attach a LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
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lol
@denlillaapan does not attach a LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with...
lmao
@denlillaapan does not attach LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this...
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is...
He's a CC shitcoin user and hypocrite.
@denlillaapan only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with.
He will probably downzap this comment because he is desperate to hide his hypocrisy.
@denlillaapan does not attach LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with......
OP does not attach LN sending wallet and deliberately conceals this.
He is arsemilking sats from genuine SNs bitcoiners who zap real money (sats) while any spending @denlillaapan does to post or boost his posts via Sybil zaps is using exclusively CC shitcoins.
He refuses to show his SNs wallet history graph because it would show what an arsemilker he really is.
He's a CC shitcoin maxi user and hypocrite.
He only posts here to qualify for social welfare payments made by the Iceland government for 'creatives'.
@denlillaapan is funded with taxes...and the sats genuine bitcoiners mistakenly zap him and his hypocrisy with.....
He will almost certainly downzap this because he is ashamed of his arsemilking hypocrisy!
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