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132 sats \ 9 replies \ @Scoresby 9h \ on: Stacker Saloon

My boys were playing a game outside where they stomped on the end of a shovel and tried to catch the handle as it pops up. Unfortunately, in this game, if they missed the handle, it whacks them in the face -- and this is exactly what just happened.

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103 sats \ 7 replies \ @Undisciplined 8h

I’ve played that game before. It’s harder than you expect it to be.

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62 sats \ 6 replies \ @Scoresby 7h

I don't think they expected the handle to whack them...

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47 sats \ 4 replies \ @unboiled 7h

Can you claim to have lived life well if you never experienced a handle reordering some of your neurons?

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1 sat \ 3 replies \ @Undisciplined 7h

I certainly can’t

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64 sats \ 2 replies \ @unboiled 7h

That simply means you didn't play it with enough challenges. Ranging from only allowed to use your weak hand, to going full Luke Skywalker and trying it blindfolded.

Bonus points for trying it on a garden rake, so your foot is in danger too.

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43 sats \ 1 reply \ @Undisciplined 7h

I think you misinterpreted my response

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45 sats \ 0 replies \ @unboiled 6h

Woops. That may or may not be related to my in-depth explanations of how to play the game in hard mode.

At least that's what my lawyer told me to stick with ever since we lost against Idealspaten.

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22 sats \ 0 replies \ @Undisciplined 7h

It’s not a game you play without having confidence in your reflexes

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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @billytheked 6h

In my childhood, I was convinced the shovel could be used as a catapult. Not that convinced, apparently, as it was my younger brother, not me, who ate the yoyo and lost his teeth.

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