Hey everyone. I'm not a dev, but I've written this handy plan in case you are looking to build on nostr.

Let me know how you like it!

Step 1. Visit the Nostr GitHub repository and get familiar with the protocol.

Step 2. Write down all the NIPs on pieces of paper, put them into a hat, and draw 13 random ones. Use ONLY these to build your client.

Step 3. Prepare for marathon code sprint by drinking 2.5L of GM.

Step 4. Publish code, then use a stable client to write a post asking for help from real devs.

Step 5. Buy 3 large rolls of duct tape to perform fixes for version 0.0000001.

Step 6. Post memes to collect enough zaps so you can buy another 2.5L of GM.

Step 7. Embark on a dev quest with two close allies. To reach version 0.000001, you must slay Pubki, the Nightshade Troll, and reach the town of Aldenmorrow. You are armed with a bluetooth keyboard, a faulty relay, and an ostrich feather.

Step 8. Call Jack Dorsey.

Step 9. Appear on 250-300 podcasts to and reach 1 million repetitions of the word 'decentralization'.

Step 10. Launch version 1.0 and wonder how to increase your userbase from 3 to 10.

How accurate was this on a binary scale of 0 to 1?

P.s. If you are building nostr stuff, you're doing important work. Onwards!