I’ll show you the magic of turning 100 sats into 1,000. It’s the same dirty trick exchanges use to create 'The Emperor's Coins' out of thin air while your actual assets burn in their pockets. I have the full breakdown of this wizardry ready to go, but I’m stuck with 0 sats and can't post the truth. Seed me 100 sats for the entrance fee, and I’ll unmask the magician right here. I’m ready to speak, are you ready to listen?"