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I did not see this coming..... But apparently it could be happening

In January, German newspaper Bild, external reported that jumpers were injecting their penises with hyaluronic acid before being measured for their suits.
Hyaluronic acid, which is not banned in sport, can be used to increase penis circumference by one or two centimetres.
This would increase the surface area of their suits during competition, which, according to FIS, the international ski and snowboard federation, could increase their flight in the air.
"Every extra centimetre on a suit counts. If your suit has a 5% bigger surface area, you fly further," said FIS ski jumping men's race director Sandro Pertile.

More info in the following link https://www.bbc.com/sport/articles/czej70jyg4eo

Dick balloons?

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Hahaha, whatever it takes to win a medal

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64 sats \ 4 replies \ @grayruby 17h

These guys are thinking "too small". Giant prosthetic dick is the way to go here.

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There are rules against performance enhancing prosthetics, though

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70 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 16h

Only cheating if you get caught.

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only if you use tongue

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prosthetic hand jobs

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Maybe they should just pick well-endowed athletes

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Redundant

have you met an athlete with a small warrior?

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40 sats \ 0 replies \ @Cje95 16h

This has been one of the wildest things I have read in sports in a while lol it is just insane!

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15 sats \ 1 reply \ @grayruby 17h

Well that is something I didn't expect to read today. Haha

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I can't stop laughing!!

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It could be the case for many things.

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Pretty sure it's considered fine as long as it's carbon neutral?

Bild often reads like the Onion, but somehow, surprisingly often tells the truth.

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Keep injecting penis and keep flying higher!

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wha people do for more fiat or fiat prestige...

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Fiat penis clown world 🤡🍆

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Will this improve my Tinder profile?

I'm asking for a 'friend'

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