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80 sats \ 9 replies \ @siggy47 1 Feb \ on: Stacker Saloon

It's 8° F and windy, and my dog refuses to poop on asphalt. I haven't seen a blade of grass, dirt or ground cover for weeks. It's all ice and snow.

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73 sats \ 5 replies \ @optimism 1 Feb
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101 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 1 Feb

You got a deal.

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37 sats \ 3 replies \ @Scoresby 1 Feb

but what does your dog do? I don't have pets, so I'm genuinely curious about this. Does the dog deign to poop on ice?

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103 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 1 Feb

The problem is that it could take 3 or 4 walks in sub freezing weather. Eventually she will pick out a spot with a light covering of snow on the asphalt. Usually she goes at 7am. Today it was 2pm.

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37 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 1 Feb

well, if it is any consolation: it's not icy or snowy here in Texas, but one of my boys just managed to whack the other in the head with a carabiner tied to a string, swung in a circle like a morning star. While my children may have grasped pooping, they still seem to cause inconvenience.

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103 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 1 Feb

Those days are over for me, I think. My daughter is 25 and an only child.

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37 sats \ 1 reply \ @justin_shocknet 2 Feb

Just lock'em outside it'll sort itself out

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18 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 2 Feb

My family would lock me outside first.

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37 sats \ 0 replies \ @DarthCoin 1 Feb

Dedication, for you, today...

smile... tomorrow will be worse

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