the typical cat does the minimum amount of work possible in order to distribute the parasite eggs around its human's dining locations, on his face, and unto his hands...
upon infiltrating the central nervous system, a parasitic hive-mind then maintains control of human behavior, so that the infestation persists and thrives for millenia; the cat species benefit immensly from this arrangement, as skilled watchers during the day, when the parasite is mostly inactive;
in other words: fluff the tail on the man, and the man obeys;
the typical cat does the minimum amount of work possible in order to distribute the parasite eggs around its human's dining locations, on his face, and unto his hands...
upon infiltrating the central nervous system, a parasitic hive-mind then maintains control of human behavior, so that the infestation persists and thrives for millenia; the cat species benefit immensly from this arrangement, as skilled watchers during the day, when the parasite is mostly inactive;
in other words: fluff the tail on the man, and the man obeys;
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