Here's a list of 50 things that bitcoin is simultaneously. It has something for everyone, even if they don't know it yet.

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Decentralized - no one in charge

Everyone equal

Always on 24/7

Trustless

Environmentally friendly

Store of value

Medium of exchange

Predictable monetary policy

Finite supply

Instantaneous transfers

Helps delay gratification

Fits in your pocket - "1,000 gold bars in your pocket"

A tool for education

Solution for the unbanked

Most effective protest

Open source technology

Computer program

Freedom

Divisible

Irreversible transactions

Unit of account

Unit of measurement

Unit of time

Can be sent across space and time

Operates independently and out of reach of any nation state

Borderless

No single point of failure

Never been hacked

Global asset

No down time

Collateral

It's a revolution (like the Industrial Revolution)

Most important invention since World Wide Web

Digital Declaration of Independence

Fair launch

No premine

Deflationary asset

Financial Asset/Instrument

Commodity

Auditable on Demand

Art

Math

Science

Kryptonite for banks

No cost to carry

Private bitcoin banks

Secures power grid

Generational Wealth

Inflation hedge

The greatest human experiment