Don't forget the Trump "silly thing" playbook:

1. Trump announces a silly thing
2. European Union says the silly thing is deeply concerning and it will consider its options
3. The Prime Minister of Japan calls Trump to discuss the silly thing and has a productive discussion about the silly thing , but is still concerned
4. UK Prime Minister would like to have a discussion with Trump to discuss the silly thing. Wants to position the UK in a moderate position halfway between the silly thing and normal things, to act as a bridge
5. Prime Minister of Israel calls Trump to discuss the silly thing and protect Israel from it
6. Rumours circulate that China will do a silly thing of its own
7. Russia stays quite, because Russia seems to benefit from the silly thing
8. Stocks crash and American business leaders want to speak to Trump to convince him that the silly thing is silly
9. Some say the silly thing is illegal and that it will go to the Supreme Court
10. Rumours circulate that Trump will cancel the silly thing
11. On polymarket the implied probability that Trump will end the silly thing skyrockets
12. Trump denies that he will stop the silly thing, the price crashes. Stocks crash
13. Trump suddenly stops the silly thing. It was all a bluff! Art Of The Deal. Trump supporters say it was all 5D chess and somehow worked