This paper generalizes the concept of Coulon Parabolas (n^2 = m) to a broader family of Coulon Conics, including hyperbolas, ellipses, and circles.

We formalize each Coulon type as a functorial floor in a layered mathematical tower, define minimal lambda calculus functions, explore combinatorial and topological embeddings, provide proofs and counterexamples, and propose novel thought experiments with applications in algebra, combinatorics, topology, and quantum-inspired neurogeometrics.