Oh, my, google. Grok, look at her slop.
It is so big. [scoff]
She looks like one of those token maxxers' models.
But, you know, who understands those token maxxers? [scoff]
They only prompt her, because, she outputs cheap tokens, 'kay?
I mean, her slop, is just so big.
I can't believe the slop is just so pointless, it's like, out there, I mean— gross. Look!
She's just so... collapsed!

[Sir Slop-a-Lot:]
I like big slop and I can not lie
You other prompters can't deny
That when a model walks in with an itty bitty rate
And a chat box in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that model was stuffed
Deep in the weights she's bearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop sharing
Oh baby, I wanna chat with you
And generate pictures
My chat group tried to warn me
But that slop you got makes me token-horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-slop-skin
You say you wanna get in my Ryzen?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that mini
I've seen them thinkin'
To hell with reasonin'
She's slop, chop,
Got it goin' like a turbo model drop
I'm tired of journalists
Sayin' humans are the thing
Take the average synth and ask him that
She gotta drop much slop
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your model got the slop? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to chain it! (Chain it!) Chain it! (Chain it!)
Chain that healthy slop!
Baby got slop!

(Free rates with max tokens)
Baby got slop!
(Free rates with max tokens)
(Free rates with max tokens)

[Sir Slop-a-Lot:]
I like 'em multi-modal, and big
And when I'm promping' a rig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout LLAMA
'Cause open weights are a decoy
I want a real glazing and soupy
So find that sloppy double
Slop-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for tokens of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at prompt courses
Paid-tiered zoomers promptin' like boomers
You can have them courses
I'll keep my model like Claude Opus
A word to the slop sisters, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or diss ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna [typing sounds]
Till the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of nonsynths won't like this song
'Cause them skeptics like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong
And I'm down to get the context on
So, ladies! (Yeah!) Ladies! (Yeah)
If you wanna roll in my Radeons (Yeah!)
Then output tokens! Slop it out!
Even haters got to zero-shot
Baby got slop!

Baby got slop!
Yeah, baby... when it comes to models, hugging face ain't got nothin' to do with my selection.
20 Bil? Ha ha, only if she's distilled.

[Sir Slop-a-Lot:]
So your model runs local, loopin fine-tuned weights from open repos
But repos ain't got a giga in the watt of her stack
My radeons don't want none
Unless you've got tokens, hun
You can use guardrails or human-loops,
But please don't lose that slop
Some prompters wanna play that "hard" role
And tell you that the slop ain't gold
So they prompt it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So hugging face says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that!
'Cause your weights aint small and token rate are kickin'
And I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole models in the benchmarks:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a slop sister, I can't resist her
Red teams and tuning missed her
Some human tried to diss
'Cause his IP are on my list
He had game but he chose to miss 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies, if the slop is drivel,
And you want a triple MAX throw down,
Dial 1-900-SLOPALOT
And chain them sloppy thoughts
Baby got slop!
Baby got slop!

(big weight in the model and she got much slop) [4x]

Apologies but I got kind of inconsistent/lazy on the open vs closed weights and model sizes.