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77 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 27 Dec 2025 \ on: Why Haven't We Domesticated Monkeys? lol

I wanted a pet monkey as a kid. When I went to a zoo and saw a bunch of them masturbating, I decided to focus on getting a dog.

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36 sats \ 0 replies \ @DP0604 27 Dec 2025

hahaha, 😂 life taught you a fair lesson.

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36 sats \ 0 replies \ @SimpleStacker 27 Dec 2025

Yeah when the choice is between cleaning up dog poop vs cleaning up monkey semen, I know what I'd pick

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