Which leaves us with one simple question - how the fuck did these Stanford faculty members get so rich as to guarantee that size of a bail?

Under the terms of the bail package - which prosecutors said was one of the largest pretrial bonds in US history - the guarantors were to be “of considerable means” and one of them couldn’t be a relative.

It turns out, according to Bloomberg reporting, that Kramer and Paepcke had signed on as sureties for separate bonds of only $500,000 and $200,000, respectively.

so much for that $250 million?