I just wait for one of you to make the table so I can copy it in a quote reply. Today, I'm feeling too lazy to even do that.

Here's who I took:

• Rams 2.01x
• Commies 3.29x
• Packers 1.85x
• Bills 1.17x
• Dolphins 2.09x
• Chiefs 1.48x
• Chargers 2.05x
• Panthers 2.23x
• Giants 2.23x
• Jets 2.73x
• Broncos 1.61x
• Cards 2.18x
• Steelers 3.37x
• Raiders 7.95x
• Pats 2.29x
• 49ers 1.33x