You are probably right that I'm spending too much time on this. Best course is usually to ignore it. In my defense, I did ignore all this business about spam and such for a couple years.

But this year has felt like one wackadoodle thing after the other, each more absurd. I keep meaning to put it down and move on to other things, but then here comes some new, next-level horrible idea.

What's the line? Just when I thought I was out, they reel me back in.

I'm hooked. I gotta see how this story ends.