unless you were promoted to clerk, you were in the minor leagues 

k00b

Undisciplined

I was a professional grocery bagger as a teenager and I became quite good at it, too (what an absurd statement, professional grocery bagger).

It pains me when someone bags my groceries horribly now

AskSN

What is the obscure skill at which you are ridiculously talented?

wackster

I was a professional grocery bagger as a teenager and I became quite good at it, too (what an absurd statement, professional grocery bagger).

It pains me when someone bags my groceries horribly now 