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21 sats \ 14 replies \ @siggy47 4h \ on: Stacker Saloon
I posted another link just now in ~Animal_World, but I thought @DarthCoin would like this story so I'm posting it here too:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/animal-news/raccoon-goes-drunken-rampage-virginia-liquor-store-passes-bathroom-flo-rcna247127
fucking love it ! How did you know I like it?
I just imagine that raccoon on your sofa, drunk LOL
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I love the picture of him passed out next to the toilet. Most of us can relate.
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Sincerely, only twice in my entire life I was like puking in a toilet after I was so drunk. And that was in my early young years.
I learned the lesson and never get so drunk. The art of drinking is to know your limits and know how to drink so you will not end up in ridiculous situations.
Now... I can drink a lot and nobody even will notice. Most of my drinking buddies are under the table way before they even notice a slight change in my tone...
Fun fact: how I get my wife - by drinking with his father, until he said (when he was under the table) "enough for me, you won"... you are a worthy son-in-law.
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"enough for me, you won"... you are a worthy son-in-law.
Great story!
At my bachelor party one of my friends passed out head first at the bottom of the host's staircase. Everyone just walked over him. When the host's kids woke up the next morning, they wanted to know who the smelly man was blocking the staircase.
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Back in those times, in that country, it was a mandatory custom to do that, asking the father for his girl hand. You had to prove a real PoW in drinking and still be sober. That shows a lot of strength and control. Is not easy as it may look...
Nowadays... not sure if is still in place.
btw... we never get married, with license and shit... was just a simple agreement. But remained a good friend of the father...
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Those rules were very clear back in my time... If you want to get married, you must do PoW.
Today, Darth is like...
If my daughter will come with a boyfriend into my house, first thing I will put him to the test... no doubt.
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How impressed will you be when he bests you?
About 30 years ago I was best man to a friend who was marrying a Russian woman. I went with him to meet the family. They were recent immigrants to the US so they didn't speak English. We just sat around the table, ate a little food, and then they brought out the vodka and shot glasses. Teenagers, grandmother, it didn't matter. Everyone began drinking and toasting and laughing. It was a fun night, but I had a rough few days after that.
other than maybe a hangover and poor life choices
That turned out great! hahaha
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