‎     Joke
‎A guy walks into a Bitcoin Support Group and says:
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‎Hi, I am Nick, long-term HODLer.
‎I totally believe in Bitcoin for the next 10 years… and I’ve checked the price 42 times this morning.
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‎The group gasps.
‎The therapist, wearing a hoodie that says In Node We Trust, leans forward and says:
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‎Nick, that’s not HODLing.
‎That is taking your emotions hostage with a 1-minute chart.
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‎Suddenly, the lights flicker and a giant, glowing orange ₿ appears on the screen like it joined the Zoom call.
‎Bitcoin clears its throat:
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‎Everyone keeps saying ‘Bitcoin is too volatile.
‎I am not volatile.
‎Your attention span is just stuck in 2017.
‎
‎The room goes silent.
‎Bitcoin continues:
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‎If a 15-minute red candle can destroy your 4-year plan,
‎you didn’t have a plan…
‎you had a wish with Wi-Fi.
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‎The therapist nods:
‎Class, repeat after me:
‎Volatility is not punishment… it’s tuition.
‎You can pay it in panic,
‎or you can pay it in patience and education.
‎
‎Nick raises his hand:
‎So what should I do when the price dips?
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‎Bitcoin shrugs:
‎Simple.
‎When the price goes down, your IQ about Bitcoin should go up.
‎One dip = one lesson.
‎Stop doom-scrolling Twitter, go read a page of the whitepaper.
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‎Nick whispers:
‎So you are not wrecking me?
‎
‎Bitcoin smiles:
‎I am not wrecking you, Nick.
‎I am trying to upgrade your time horizon from TikTok to halving cycle.

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