Do you consider SN stackers brain dead with these idiotic polls questions? At this level I would not ever consider that this @jimmysong SN account is run by the real Jimmy Song...

He's the Feds

you forgot at least three options in your poll

I'm not gonna teach survey methodology in this one comment, although if Telegram were Stacker News and you could follow all the complaints I've written to channel admins who think sending a binary poll gives them reliable data, then you might actually get a tl;dr of the simpler half of a first semester course.

I'll limit myself to this much before releasing the comment; you forgot three options, and your poll should thus have been five options: