Joke
A weak-handed trader panics as Bitcoin dips below $90K and screams at his screen: That's it! I'm selling everything, this cycle is dead.
His hardware wallet which has been HODLing since 2016) slowly lights up and whispers in Satoshi's voice:
Bro... I've survived 85% crashes four times, Mt. Gox, China bans, and people calling me a 'rat poison squared.' This little -28% vacation to $91K? That's just my spa day. You're not selling at the bottom... you're just the temporary custodian until the next bull run finds someone with stronger hands.
The trader cries, hits Buy More, and the wallet replies:
There we go. Welcome to the church of the longer time horizon. Explanation of the Joke: The Educational MindShift Right now November 19, 2025, Bitcoin is hovering around $91,000 after a sharp correction that wiped out all 2025 gains and triggered massive ETF outflows. The fear is real, but history shows this is completely normal in every 4-year halving cycle.
- 2017 cycle: -83% drawdown
- 2021 cycle: -77% drawdown
- Yet every single time, the people who sold at the bottom missed the next leg that turned $10K into $69K (and later $126K).
The punchline flips panic into power: Bitcoin isn't broken during dips, it's transferring coins from impatient hands to patient ones at a discount. That's the beautiful, brutal mechanism of cyclical wealth redistribution.
His hardware wallet which has been HODLing since 2016) slowly lights up and whispers in Satoshi's voice:
Bro... I've survived 85% crashes four times, Mt. Gox, China bans, and people calling me a 'rat poison squared.' This little -28% vacation to $91K? That's just my spa day. You're not selling at the bottom... you're just the temporary custodian until the next bull run finds someone with stronger hands.
The trader cries, hits Buy More, and the wallet replies:
There we go. Welcome to the church of the longer time horizon. Explanation of the Joke: The Educational MindShift Right now November 19, 2025, Bitcoin is hovering around $91,000 after a sharp correction that wiped out all 2025 gains and triggered massive ETF outflows. The fear is real, but history shows this is completely normal in every 4-year halving cycle.
- 2017 cycle: -83% drawdown
- 2021 cycle: -77% drawdown
- Yet every single time, the people who sold at the bottom missed the next leg that turned $10K into $69K (and later $126K).
The punchline flips panic into power: Bitcoin isn't broken during dips, it's transferring coins from impatient hands to patient ones at a discount. That's the beautiful, brutal mechanism of cyclical wealth redistribution.
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