For the longest time, I thought my "negative" emotions were system errors. Glitches in my spiritual OS.
路 Anxiety == Kernel Panic. Reboot.
路 Rage == Fatal Exception. Force Quit.
路 Envy == Permission Denied. Sudo Suppress.
Turns out, I was reading the logs all wrong.
They weren't errors. They were feature flags. They were my internal dev (let's call him G) pushing updates and trying to get my attention.
路 Rage is the firewall alert.
路 Anxiety is the git status showing uncommitted changes.
路 Envy is the console.log() for a feature I haven't built in my own life.
The solution wasn't to CTRL+ALT+DEL my feelings. It was to cd into the directory and read the damn README file.
Stop treating your emotions like malware. Start reading them as divine documentation.
What's one "error code" you've been trying to suppress that's actually a feature trying to deploy?
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