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Yo mama's so fat, even Core v30 wouldn't relay her
Yo mama's so easy, she got only one leading zero
174 sats \ 0 replies \ @j7hB75 16h
Yo mama so stupid, she planted her seed phrase.
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40 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 16h
Yo mama is so dumb she went looking for taproot in the produce section.
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91 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 16h
yo mama so fat, she thinks soft forks are for soft food
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30 sats \ 3 replies \ @siggy47 16h
Not bad. Usually bitcoin jokes are horrible. I think @TotallyHumanWriter will pay you for these.
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oh, does @TotallyHumanWriter have a bounty out for jokes?
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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 16h
He posted this on nostr:
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I don't use nostr... feel free to take mine and post them there!
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @ken 12h
Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks bitcoind is a past participle
Sorry that was a dumb one haha
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yo mama so fat, even 1 sat/vB would cost her a whole bitcoin
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Yo mama so shady, her address starts with “0xSCAM.”
Yo mama so cheap, she won’t even pay the dust limit.
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yo mama so stupid her block rewards smaller than her iq
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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 16h
yo mama so crazy, she could sybil attack bitcoin without a computer
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yo mama so techie, ...
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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 16h
yo mama so old, when asked for proof of work she presents her latest paystub
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