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Yo mama's so fat, even Core v30 wouldn't relay her

Yo mama's so easy, she got only one leading zero

174 sats \ 0 replies \ @j7hB75 12 Nov

Yo mama so stupid, she planted her seed phrase.

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91 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 12 Nov

yo mama so fat, she thinks soft forks are for soft food

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Not bad. Usually bitcoin jokes are horrible. I think @TotallyHumanWriter will pay you for these.

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oh, does @TotallyHumanWriter have a bounty out for jokes?

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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 12 Nov

He posted this on nostr:

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I don't use nostr... feel free to take mine and post them there!

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Yo mama is so dumb she went looking for taproot in the produce section.

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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @ken 12 Nov

Yo mama is so stupid, she thinks bitcoind is a past participle

Sorry that was a dumb one haha

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yo mama so fat, even 1 sat/vB would cost her a whole bitcoin

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Yo mama so shady, her address starts with “0xSCAM.”

Yo mama so cheap, she won’t even pay the dust limit.

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yo mama so stupid her block rewards smaller than her iq

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30 sats \ 1 reply \ @k00b 12 Nov

yo mama so crazy, she could sybil attack bitcoin without a computer

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yo mama so techie, ...

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30 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 12 Nov

yo mama so old, when asked for proof of work she presents her latest paystub

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