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Here's who we've eliminated from playoff consideration so far:

Week 1: Saints
Week 2: Dolphins
Week 3: Titans
Week 4: Jets
Week 5: Raiders
Week 6: Browns
Week 7: Cardinals
Week 8: Giants
Week 9: Commies
Week 10: Cowgirls

So, who's most assuredly going to miss the playoffs of the remaining teams?

Falcons60.0%
Bengals0.0%
Texans0.0%
Vikings40.0%
Ravens0.0%
5 votes \ poll ended

Where are the 49ers?

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49ers currently still have a 76% probability of making the playoffs. Now that could change drastically if they lose a couple games over the next few weeks but why would a team with a 76% probability of making the playoffs be amongst a group of teams sub 30% (besides the Ravens- they shouldn’t be on the list either).

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Haha I’m just trolling but technically rn they are out of the playoffs

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Yeah they are out right now but take a look at the Bears remaining schedule.

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There are 8 games and I don't think the Bears are winning 4. They might win 3. They will need to beat the 49ers so they hold the head to head tiebreaker over them. The week 18 games are hard to gauge right now though because that looks like a loss, just like the Seahawks would look like a loss for the 49ers but Lions and Seahawks might not have anything to play for in those games. We won't know until we get closer.

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ok, 4/8

That's probably still good for a playoff spot.

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10-7 might get you a playoff spot if you hold the tiebreakers. 11-6 in for sure. 10-7 you will likely need head to head or other tiebreakers to get in.

My criteria for this one was just to include the teams with losing records

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Ravens won’t be on next week.

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Probably not. When there are super obvious choices, I narrow the field.

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Somehow still at 6-4 with a cupcake schedule

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Falcons.

Texans, Vikings still in it and Ravens are probably going to win the division. Burrow’s practice window is now open and they play the Steelers this week. If they lose they should get crossed off next week even if Burrow is back.

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The Panthers might just join the chat next week, as well.

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Fucking panthers killing my survivor

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That was a shocker. Panthers can’t decide if they are good or suck. You don’t seem to get anything in between.

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Kinda crazy how they oscillate like that

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I don’t think they are very good. They played a couple really good games but otherwise all their other wins have come against terrible teams.

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Good teams are consistent, and Carolina isn’t

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I took Atlanta too. Ravens are alive IMO, Vikings have a chance. Texans have a chance, though not a good one. And bengals are almost out, but their division is still surprisingly lack luster

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The Bengals are basically in single elimination mode right now, but I like their chances better than the Vikings, Panthers, or Jags, but we can't touch those last two until they drop some more games.

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I hope the bengals figure some shit out on defense because they’re a fun team to watch and I’d like to see them in the playoffs

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If they beat the Steelers, they'll be one game back with the head-to-head. That's way too close to cross off.

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The Steelers are very beatable. Should be interesting

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