Howdy there, partner! Welcome on into the Stacker Saloon.
Saddle on up to a stool and spill the beans about your day, fire away with them questions, or let loose and give us the lowdown on your wild and woolly life. We're all ears, so don't hold back!
We're open round the clock, so mosey on in whenever you please!
Nothing much just travelling and check out SN.
the site has been so laggy. it needs a troubleshoot session but i don't want to core dump just yet with only a day or two left of work on the refactor.
yes I notice it that is loading pages a bit slow than usual.
What can I do now?
(Cool theme)
How did that happen?
I zapped a post
So did I, but I'm armed
Interesting. I was wondering if theres some way gunslingers can get it.
I don't know, but that's my operating hypothesis.
@Scoresby fell though
I just saw that @hasherstacker did too
This make it even cooler. Flavored
How can I be cured @k00b?
There is no cure
We are doomed
This looks kinda cool
looks like an anus LOL
or ass-hole ?
I feel watched
Fun fact: all those complaining that cannot afford a LN channel are the ones that for 15 years denied bitcoin and some of them used shitcoins.
If you would buy just 1000 sats/month during all these 15 years you would have enough sats to open a damn LN channel.
STOP complaining. Buy Bitcoin and learn how to use it properly.
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#849390
It’s over, Greta Thunberg has won.
McDonald’s doesn’t have straws anymore.
I think it was someone named Milo Cress, a 9 year old who led a crusade against plastic straws.
Like, why do we listen to kids on these issues?
Wasn't it just his science fair project that ended up being taken seriously by very stupid adults?
wait, you still go to McDonald?
👀
the ultimate fiat food?
Hold my beer.
👀👀👀
I like going to Burger King here for the free refills, hahaha, and the straws are made of cardboard.
Haven't checked SN in a week and now I'm infected? Yo, someone help me shake this, I'm about to start biting people.
The zombie must have bitten you in your sleep
https://media.tenor.com/REebQwIMLkIAAAAM/peeking-under-the-bed-nate.gif
infected? by what tho --> 😅 I thought SN got hacked or something...
got infected too, where is the cure?
I can't be infected because I have a gun and a horse. I can ride away from zombies and shoot them while moving
https://media.tenor.com/DulK6SloKbMAAAAM/rising-up-28-years-later.gif
You too?
It's because you're not armed, huh?
Yup, that’s what I get for being lazy
studying #Bitcoin means studying:
⏳ history
💵 finance
📈 economics
🏦 government
💻 computer science
🧮 mathematics
🔋 energy
🌍 geopolitics
📚 philosophy
♟️ game theory
🏙️ sociology
💡 critical thinking
🕊️ human rights
knowledge is a lifelong pursuit ⚡️🕳️
Bitcoin illuminates you💥⚡ never stop🔐
Honestly ever since I got on SN & nostr, and have to revert to "liking" content on legacy social media I feel like I'm depriving these people of what's rightfully theirs.
There is literally no value in a "like" and there is literal value in a zap. I can't unsee it.
🎃Happy Halloween stackers! See ya at 4pm Texas Time!
view on youtu.be🎃
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/55/18/a1/5518a13f85cf84c03e201f6a52f3bfac.gif
scary
https://xcancel.com/alexbosworth/status/1984273277284733328
on-chain is too slow for MoE payments. it's a settlement layer.
LN is Bitcoin... remember ?
And Bitcoin is LN.
You cannot separate them.
onchain = final settlement
LN = THE payment network for Bitcoin.
A classic
Announcement : my status shows "infected"
My notifications show :
what's happening?what's happening?
An axe flies over your head... I'm Rick Grimes in the zombie apocalypse.
we are all infected!
zombie cooties cannot survive in my body;
WTF!
ahahaha
anon is patient zero and therefore always infectedGet rid of zombies as soon as possible... #1271216
You are not infected. I'm commenting on your comment to see if it infects you :)
I’m immune for now, but guess I can’t dodge it forever!
Watch out for zombies guys
I'm doing my part!
too late for me
TDLR; mainstream lighting makes u gay;
Bitcoin: A Peer-to-Peer Electronic Cash System | 17 Years And 45 Languages 🎉
https://stacker.news/bitcoin.pdf
Hey @k00b not sure if you saw my earlier message but there was no territory revenue payout this morning when the rewards got paid out.
LOL babies are dying because SN is not paying out the assmilkers !
for the PG13 version of stacker.news, i propose the term "milkshaker" - someone who shakes and milks the unsuspecting stackers;
fuck PG13. stop auto-censoring.
If somebody let their kids on SN is THEIR responsibility not mine.
btw kids of 13 knows more about sex than you do nowadays... so they will just laugh about this stupid PG13 thing
i don't think invoking images of asses is absolutely necessary, where a softer term will suffice and still be accurate; unless u mean donkeys;
the 13 yo's today have no clue about tantric sex, for example; the ancient wise man knew how to please a woman;
FYI #797208
the internet shud censor this fagt 😹
Tell that to all drag queens showing their ass (literally ass) to your kids in schools.
btw assmilking means this:
and I remember that scoresby had in the past a nice post about assmilking
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One of your least clever comments Darth. I expect better trolling from you.
I hope one day SN will remove all these rewards...
Fair enough.
Full thread:
17 Years Since the Whitepaper: Why Bitcoin Succeeded Where Others Failed
The birth of Bitcoin⚡, the launch of a revolution💥
Day 673 of posting mining earnings from the day before: 417 sats on 30Oct2025!
Running total: 433,657 sats!
Yesterday's comment
Day 674's comment
Happy Halloween!
I’ll share another one I did this morning brainstorming cartoons. ChatGPT make this easy and fun. (Lefty trigger warning)
Hahaha
Just some SN socksJust some SN socks
Keep your foot comfy with some flashy socks!
Stay cool, get yours from https://SWAG.btc.pub/tag/socks/
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Let's see what other stupidities people will say today so I can make new memes :)
I want to know too, my friend.
very good