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Sometimes I hear people say that so-and-so needs to be punched in the face, implying this might teach them some sort of invaluable life-lesson.

Have you ever been punched in the face, and did it teach you a lesson/what was it?1

Footnotes

  1. myself: only in that good natured way that your teammates sometimes have to punch you. The lesson was that I had better protect myself better from them, so I don't have to protect myself from my fiancee.
124 sats \ 14 replies \ @siggy47 23h
Hasn't everyone? I honestly can't count how many times. Fortunately it hasn't happened since I turned around 30, so it's been a while. Lesson? Each one was a little different, but the overall lesson was to avoid physical confrontations because I am a terrible fighter.
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I haven’t. I hear older folks talk about their youth like it was the Wild West, getting in fights on a daily basis. Perhaps I live a sheltered life, but I’ve never had this experience
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82 sats \ 4 replies \ @siggy47 22h
Count your blessings. It's no fun. Schoolyard fights were common when I was a kid. As a young adult the scenario was always one of my friends getting into an argument in a bar, and everyone jumping in. I was the innocent bystander.
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I once had someone (a countryboy) tell me he was surprised when he went to university and finally attended a party that did not end in a brawl. People raised outside of the city are made of different stuff, I guess.
He is millennial.
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61 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 22h
Yes. College parties were peaceful in my day too. I do remember one time, though, when a commuter friend invited his neighborhood buddies to a party at our college, and all hell broke loose.
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Perhaps this is it. I’ve never been one to go to a bar, I can probably count the times I’ve been on my hands, and many of them are for work events
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61 sats \ 0 replies \ @siggy47 22h
Definitely. Alcohol was always involved.
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Not everyone grew up with big Italian lugs.
I did, though, so I also have been punched in the face.
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42 sats \ 2 replies \ @siggy47 21h
I wasn't going to say that, but it's true. Thinking about it, though, it was usually my Irish friends who opened their mouths and got me pounded.
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My NY area family is actually Irish-Italian, so we have all the belligerence anyone could ask for.
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Can confirm that irish families have big-mouths.
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do you have any bashings that stood out lol?
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25 sats \ 1 reply \ @siggy47 21h
I do. I should tell a few of those stories.
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im here for it lol
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I am still learning my limits. Getting your bell rung is a swift teacher.
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111 sats \ 4 replies \ @Scoresby 23h
My brother punched me in the face when I was little (nine or ten), but since then: no.
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Brothers are generous in this way.
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek 21h
Do you remember why?
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0 sats \ 1 reply \ @Scoresby 21h
Probably because I kicked him.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 19h
Do you remember why? haha
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123 sats \ 7 replies \ @ek 21h
We used to punch slap each other in the face for fun at school
The first one who stopped slapping the other person, because they didn’t want to risk getting slapped back again, lost
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ek at school
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 19h
The game theory is to slap so hard they cannot slap back
But that can also backfire
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @drlh 17h
In my school we slapped each other's butt lmao
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Wow.
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0 sats \ 2 replies \ @ek 21h
Not common? 🤔
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Kids at my school did the same thing with arm punches. Your version is much more badass.
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36 sats \ 0 replies \ @ek 19h
lol, this sounded pretty normal to me, considering we were 16 and bored during the afternoon break.
It was also a thing at parties; alcohol helped.
After one such party, I had to go to the hospital a few days later because I had internal bleeding in my ear and I only noticed because it started hurting a lot after swimming in open water haha
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149 sats \ 0 replies \ @k00b 21h
I don't think I have been. I've been hit in the face with baseballs (one intentionally thrown at my face when I wasn't looking, breaking my nose). Slapped. Elbows and knees to the face incidentally in BJJ.
The closest violence-as-a-reality-check I've experienced is being pushed down a staircase. My friend had a party in his trailer. I was drunk and talking shit to some hothead. He pushed me down the five feet of stairs at the entrance of the trailer.
I learned that some people view words as an assault and it's best to let such people live in their lies.
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47 sats \ 0 replies \ @flat24 17h
My last fight was many years ago, and honestly the lesson was that I need to work better on my defensive posture when facing someone else.
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47 sats \ 0 replies \ @grayruby 19h
Many times. Now you know what is wrong with me. My dad also dropped me down the stairs when I was a baby so that probably explains a lot too. I don't recall this event but my mother made it seem very dramatic while my dad shrugged it off as "just a couple steps". Haha
Most times I was punched in the face I had head gear on though so things could have been much worse.
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I got slapped once by my ex girlfriend when I was 22.
That's the only beating I ever received.
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oh wait, her dad also slapped me once, but I didn't deserve that one.
This was at a Polish wedding. He was very drunk and autistic.
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I'm sure I never learned whatever lesson one is supposed to
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The lesson, then, is that it wasn't so bad?
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I suppose it can be but I never got more than a black eye or split lip.
It never changed my behavior though or made me more acquiescent towards someone who might punch me.
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You're so undisciplined.
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I have never been in a real fight or had any strike me in any context where I shouldn’t be getting punched. I train Muay Thai and that training consists of almost purely controlled sparring. I took a nice hook to the face last week. But in the context of your questions those don’t really count.
Now one instance does come a bit closer to your question but it was still in a voluntary setting. When we were kids (15-17) we decided it would be fun to buy nine ounce gloves From our local sports store and have at in on each. The fad only lasted a couple weeks. Towards the end, someone who was outside of our main friend group was hanging out with us, and I shouldn’t have, but agreed to box him. I was 15, pre-pubescent, and 115 ish. He was 17, post pubescent, and around 150. I was a squirrelly boy though and I like a good competitive challenge.
We boxed. I held my own for a bit, drew blood on my opponent in a weird way by clipping his lip with the covered but non-padded part of my glove. He knew that was what happened too and wasn’t happy. We continued to box. I remember he would throw a punch and keep his hand there a couple inches from my face and throw a couple mini-strikes which was hard for me to deal with. What I wish I could remember how it happened or what he threw was the punch that nearly knocked me out. The only thing I could express pride in outwardly to my friends was “well he didn’t knock me out!” But man was it close. I remember stumbling all around in a 10 foot radius. I couldn’t see or make out any detail of my surroundings. Everything was whiter than it should be and the white garage doors we were near were very white relative to their normal dusty off-white color. I’m lucky it wasnt a real fight, controlled or not, because any follow up from my opponent would have crushed me. This guy was a dick for other reasons, but he let me stumble around like a newborn deer while I recovered. We collectively decided to end the match there, declare him the Victor, smoke some pot, and have some beers in the alley we all punched each other in.
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @unboiled 20h
Yes.
And the lesson was if you're going to upset a guy with way more muscles than you have with a witty comeback, it'd better be a good one worth the pain.
Also: it was totally worth it.
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Only once... in fact, I think I've only been in fights 3 or 4 times, and all of them were when I was between 16 and 19.
The time I got punched was because a friend invited me to a pool. He'd invited some other friends, including a girl. We started flirting, and it worked out, but there was another guy in our group who was in love with her, and our friend got jealous. That night, we ended up at an ice cream shop, and the guy grabbed my shoulder. When I turned around, he punched me in the jaw. I didn't react at all; he just walked away, leaving us all behind. A few months later, that girl and I broke up. I learned that you have to find out about girls' lives before you hit on them when you're with a group, haha.
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I learned that you have to find out about girls' lives before you hit on them when you're with a group, haha.
Good point!
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i have been during boxing and kickboxing, never got into much trouble out and about in the bars since i was always having a good time and usually chasing women.
the lesson i have to share is that, if you have never done any kind of boxing (sure this applies to BJJ too), is that, you have no idea how helpless you can be in the presence of someone with even very basic skills
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @Sandman 21h
No! Can't remember when last, because I try as much as possible not to get involved in what might result to a terrible combat.
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11 sats \ 0 replies \ @zapsammy 22h
i have been punched in the face, resulting in a non-displaced nose fracture, and even tho it was during a routine sparring session, i learned to not deal or play with some people;
i have also been kicked in the head multiple times during a competition, but the opponent was clearly more experienced and went easy on me, that's why i kept accepting my lesson;
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Not punched, but hit. I was like 12 years old and playing handball as a goalkeeper. That was memorable and thought me that sometimes is worth to take a hit, if that keeps you on the right line and saves your shit. :) Hard lesson, hard to understand you have to take hits for something at a moment in time.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @Angie 8h
Leyendo sus comentarios veo que muchos fueron por el efecto del alcohol, yo recibí un puñetazo de ida a la escuela un chico me manoseó en el bus,no lo tolere y una ves fuera de este nos fuimos a los golpes para ganarle en aptitud use mis mocasines, le dejé el rostro encendido, nunca más sufrí de acoso, no lo disfrute me dolió hacerlo pero después de eso nadie me ha vuelto a acosar, en mi cuerpo mandó yo.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @aljaz 17h
mostly by life, not by ppl
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oh hell yeah, it is different feeling for each one like for i world cup instance some punches can give you a solid memory to remember who was the player that scored the most back in the 2018 world cup. and others may give you such an intense feeling to hi harder because of the fight or flight mode but damn. it may feel like a temporary extasy for pain.
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0 sats \ 0 replies \ @398ja 20h
Brute force, not reason, is what matters. If you're stronger, you get your way. If not, shut up or you get punched in the face.
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