ใ implement encryption (delayed until 2028) ๐ add AI features ๐ฐ monetization (for us, not for you ๐ค) ๓ฐ add webcam pictures to really capture the moment ๐ฉ AI ๐ค always-on audio recording ๐ more AI โ๏ธ automatic uploading of all your data the cloud ๐ train our LLM's with your data
The script itself is comedy gold too. Some excerpts:
# how often should we store your precious and sensitive data?
HOW_OFTEN_TO_SPY=5
In an array of "important messages," we have these gold nuggets:
"Get Edge. Itโs faster, safer, and now mandatory. ๐๐ช"
[..]
"Copilot noticed you might be thinking of Linux. Letโs fix that. ๐งโ"
[..]
"๐ Your data has been shared with 847 trusted partners. You're welcome! ๐ค"
"โก Cortana misses you. She's still here. Always watching. Always listening. ๐๐๏ธ"
Splash message
echo "โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ"
echo "โ ๐ช Microshaftยฎ Recallโข for Linuxยฎ (Powered by AIโข) ๐ง โ"
echo "โ Bringing the Magic of Wangblowsโข to FOSSโข โ"
echo "โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ"
And of course, important messages are important. So show them often enough.
notify-send "โ ๏ธ Recall Compliance Notice" "Ad frequency too low. Limiting or disabling ads is not permitted."
echo "โ ๏ธ Adjusting ad frequency to compliant level..."
... and the cherry on top: the script file itself has an .exe extension.
Yikes
it's satire if that wasn't clear
Hahahah thanks ek
TL;DR
Imagine running
curl | sh... and now imagine running it on a tinyurl.Ha this is so funny.
The script itself is comedy gold too. Some excerpts:
# how often should we store your precious and sensitive data? HOW_OFTEN_TO_SPY=5In an array of "important messages," we have these gold nuggets:
"Get Edge. Itโs faster, safer, and now mandatory. ๐๐ช" [..] "Copilot noticed you might be thinking of Linux. Letโs fix that. ๐งโ" [..] "๐ Your data has been shared with 847 trusted partners. You're welcome! ๐ค" "โก Cortana misses you. She's still here. Always watching. Always listening. ๐๐๏ธ"Splash message
echo "โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ" echo "โ ๐ช Microshaftยฎ Recallโข for Linuxยฎ (Powered by AIโข) ๐ง โ" echo "โ Bringing the Magic of Wangblowsโข to FOSSโข โ" echo "โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ"And of course, important messages are important. So show them often enough.
notify-send "โ ๏ธ Recall Compliance Notice" "Ad frequency too low. Limiting or disabling ads is not permitted." echo "โ ๏ธ Adjusting ad frequency to compliant level..."... and the cherry on top: the script file itself has an
.exeextension.