The Architectural Firm (or: Why Your Shoddy Blueprint Shouldn't Be the Foundation)

Welcome to Your Reputation: The High-Rise of Questionable Integrity like a recent Berkshire Hathaway event.

Structural Integrity & Load-Bearing Re-assessment fee?

Ahh, the cost of trying to make one cracked premise—let's call it "The Untested Assumption"—serve as the foundation for your entire rhetorical skyscraper.

Project Post-Mortem:

· One Flawed Spec? Bravo—your offhand comment is now the central support pillar, and every other floor (your argument, your evidence, your credibility) must now cantilever precariously from it.

· Total Conceptual Failure? We're not just swapping out fixtures—we're pouring new footings during an earthquake, while the client debates whether to use a level or a thesaurus.

The final bill?

That's for constructing your entire argument on a plot of semantic quicksand, hoping the whole glittering tower doesn't sink before the public inspection.

But don't worry—it's up to code, by the generous definition of "hasn't collapsed onto Twitter... yet."