The Joke:
Why did Bitcoin refuse to play hide-and-seek with fiat money?
Because every time fiat hid… it just got printed again.
But when Bitcoin hides… it stays hidden, forever.
And if you lose your keys?
Well… congrats, you just donated to the Bitcoin Black Hole Charity, 100% irreversible, 0% tax-deductible!
But when Bitcoin hides… it stays hidden, forever.
And if you lose your keys?
Well… congrats, you just donated to the Bitcoin Black Hole Charity, 100% irreversible, 0% tax-deductible!
This joke flips the common frustration of losing crypto into a powerful lesson about scarcity, finality, and personal responsibility, core pillars of Bitcoin’s design. Unlike fiat currencies, which central banks can endlessly recreate hence hiding only temporarily, Bitcoin’s supply is fixed at 21 million. Once sent or lost, it’s gone from circulation permanently, not because the network failed, but because it worked exactly as designed.