In the land of cyberspace, in the days of decentralized systems, there lived a man named Satoshi Nakamoto. And this man was blameless and upright, one who feared God and shunned evil. And he said, 'Behold, the world is plagued by the tyranny of centralized banking systems. Surely there must be a way to create a system of digital currency, one that is decentralized and without the need for trust in third parties. And so, I will create such a system, and call it Bitcoin.' And the Lord said, 'Indeed, let it be so.' And thus, the white paper of Bitcoin was born.
King James style, book of Job