I finally bought drugs with bitcoin.
They weren't illicit, and it wasn't all that exciting.
Hopefully I'll finally kick this cough though. It's been a couple of weeks.
I'll guess I'll have to leave the real illicit bitcoin activity to the folks here. Who knows, maybe Robert Mugabe or Elizabeth Warren or Vladimir Putin or Paul Kagame or Jamie Diamond or Nicolas Maduro or the Taliban will catch all these guys soon anyway.
I've been looking into laundering with bitcoin too, but so far have only found places that dry with it (by mining heat recycle). Again, here's hoping...