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"Where does Santa Claus get so much money to give so many gifts?"
Santa operates a money printer.
"Why do toys made in the North Pole say Made in China"
Because Santa's elves unionized.
Printing money was one of our conspiracy theories, but my daughter didn't like it; she wasn't convinced. She even said, "So, it's Santa's fault we have inflation too." Her disappointed expression was hilarious.
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