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Just came upon this amazing post (sarcasm, in case it is not obvious) on why the Crypto market is dead. Could not stop laughing.
I really stopped trying to make sense of these shitcoiners and hustlers (there is no harm in real hustling, but these folks are more like snake oil salesmen) who want to tokenise my ass thinking it is somehow contributing to some kind of innovation, and to who crypto means CBDC (or some corporate surveillance) in a sheep's clothing.
They have no appreciation for monetary sovereignty or trustless nature of Bitcoin, but when their dreams fail to take off, somehow it all becomes dead. So yeah, even Bitcoin, to them, does not feel bullish enough, while I am happily seeing even real estate transactions being settled on Bitcoin. (No, I am not talking about tokenising the real estate, but simply buying an estate by paying Bitcoin). I already wrote about some of the signals of real adoption, but of course, not real enough for those snake oil salesmen.
Read ahead and get entertained. You are welcome.